During my internet wanderings I was delighted to discover a little bit of dadaistic lovelines on the blog Little Brown Pen. It's a calendar available for download for free!
I started reading the quips before noticing the title or description. I began to get suspicious that some surrealism might be afoot, and alas! I was right.
If you're a poet and/or you have a sense of humor, then go check it out. And if you have a printer, then I suggest making yourself a gift!